Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
Alive.
So much puke
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
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