physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
I have surprise drugs for everyone
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
Randomize
