Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
Randomize
