What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
I made him laugh his dick is mine
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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