I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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