Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
Just got shoved by an Elvis impersonator. Evidently it isn't cool to ask how much of a disappointment they are in the eyes of their parents.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
It seems that I didn’t convey clearly enough how well and truly fucked we are, Jack. Listen to me very closely: we are DEAD.
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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