I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
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