Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
Hey. Hope youre not too hungover. Also, did you put a Christmas tree in my guest bathroom and cover it with condoms?
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
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