I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
So instead of getting the if-you-hurt-my-little-girl-youre-dead talk, i got the alcohol-is-our-friend talk, i like her dad already
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
Bro I can't jerk it to my phone anymore. I feel Siri staring back, and she's real disappointed.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
It's been two dates and she just invited me to her aunts funeral. I can't even. Who the fuck does that? I need to drink I'm coming to get you in 5
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
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