Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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