I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
I swear it's like I have a jerk off quota I have to meet each week. If I miss three days I have a wet dream and it's like a wasted jizz, and it gets everywhereeeeeee.
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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