this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
My legs feel like baby dolphins
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
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