My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
You're like the curious george of whores
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
I saw a kid peeing outback so I yelled "you have a small pecker, but its ok cuz when life gives you lemons..." and proceeded to throw lemons at him
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
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