White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
so Brent and I ordered you a drink then realized you don't live here. I drank it.
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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