whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
im calling her cock vulture from now on
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
I have a huge gash on my chin. Did I get it from A) a mini siezure; B) an oral sex incident; C) Slamming it into a ledge or; D) all of the above?
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
I accidentally sent him a snapchat of my boobs and now we're going on a date tomorrow... Could be worse.
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
Panties = found
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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