Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
I just got turned down by a drunk fat chick. At my own birthday party. God hates me.
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
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She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
I got so drunk last night that I drunk texted myself. "hand jobs are the currency of the future"
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
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