I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
I can't wash the smell of tacos off my hands. I feel like the Lady Macbeth of Chipotle.
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
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