I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
MIDGETS
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Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
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