i just wanna skin you and wear you like last years versace.
you may have the big hair, fake nails, and talk with a fake accent, but you will NEVER be a housewife from new jersey so STOP TRYING.
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
I slept in bed with them the night they met. I once peed on the bride. And now I get to give a speech at their wedding. Piece of cake.
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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