I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
Randomize
