Swine flu. Run for my life!
Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
as a side note pls kill me
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
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