This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
accidentally stumbled into a construction site at 3am on the way home. The bulldozer was locked so we had to settle for rerouting traffic with all the orange cones...
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
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