we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
You can't just snapchat me a picture of a pregnancy test and then not answer your phone
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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