May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
The woman at the bus stop told me i smell delicious and asked if i wear cotton then proceeded to tell me about her shellfish allergy
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
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