I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
Why did I wake up with "How to masturbate" on my youtube search bar?
You told us you forgot how, and started to cry.
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
Someone signed my nipple.
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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