god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I had a dream that chipotle was out of burritos... Was more like a nightmare.. Gotta go make sure it wasn't real now
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
Because it's not worth it. And there is no nice way of saying "sorry, you're not good enough at sex for me to drive 45 mins"
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
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