now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
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