I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
I woke up upside down with my head in your ottoman and like a foot of space between the ottoman and chair.. My legs were straight up in the air... Yes. Your mother found me.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
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