PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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