I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
I'm on the bus and the homeless person in the seat to my left is jacking off to a cartoon picture he found. He's now cleaning up with mitten I dropped.
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
Randomize