So I'm banging this nun...
Isn't that how all good stories start? I like it already...
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
I have fence marks all over my body
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
Such a big mess for such a small penis
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
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