you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
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