did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
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