I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
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