how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
We were just sitting together and this guy walks up to us and says, "you ladies are drinking too slow", puts a 5 dollar bill on the table and just leaves the bar. Helloooo Taco Bell
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
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