sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
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