i just google imaged poop.
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
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