found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
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