I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
Woke up to sesame street reruns and a $62 pizza bill. Never again. I mean it this time.
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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