OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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