so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
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