We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
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