put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
that's an acceptable place to lick
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
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