Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
You came in yelling "I'm el scorcho" and then axe can flamethrowered my dresser. Awesomeness aside, you owe me a new dresser.
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Randomize