I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I feel like I've been hit by a train. I woke up this morning covered in wine, free condoms, and a sign language dictionary.
I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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