Im at strip club and am horny
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
You showed up at my front door in a bikini with a fifth of tequila it was like the opening to a porno
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
Randomize
