Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
woke up with a used condom shoved in my ear. i officially hate alcohol.
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
I learned 3 things lastnight....1. Turkeys are related to the t-rex. 2. Whales have leg bones cause they used to walk. 3. I will sing drunk in the waffle house, but not during karaoke in the bar
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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