i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
May the power of my ass compel you!!
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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