But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I'm not a mortal combat character
but my vagina is
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...
He's the fucking cop whisperer.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
last night I mixed vodka in with my protein shake... and you tell me my new years resolution was impossible
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
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