I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
Randomize
