Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
Oh god. I asked to "play his sexaphone" which I though was a super sex way to say "let me blow you". He fucking walked home at 4:30am
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
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