i already hear my dad disowning me
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
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